Note: The Conversation in the brackets {}contain the words which the guy is speaking to himself!!!
She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back

She: Hello!

He: {are yaar…Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shurupata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}
Hi …kya baat hai..?

She: kuch nahi…bas aise hi phone kiya…

He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee …!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?… khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah…}
oh…ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya…tum kya kar rahe the?

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab….’Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon’ sun raha hu FM par….
She: nice song (And then she hums a line from the song ‘Hum Tum’)

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha ..

She: *giggles*

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai… Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge

He: {Ekdum Correct…woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ..}
Come on! Please!

She: Hattt …I don’t sing that well

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai… paka kyun rahi hai}
It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}
Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu…gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai….is liye bola}
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta

She: I don’t have that great a voice … ye to aise hee gaa diya tha … warna mai nahin gaati

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai… saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye
teri awaaz sunke}
hmmmm

She: Theek hai… jab itni zid kar rahe ho… sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa … shittttt aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi}
Great!!!!

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao… meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai}
Hmmmm ‘Mahiya’ from Awarapan?

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai

He: {Thank God … Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol …}
Dhoom Machale?

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: {Aye tere nakhre … mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira koi bhi gaana gaa….mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan I am feeling very shy!

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi… ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}
Gaao na…pls gaao na….teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon

She: dekho…ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}
No no… Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na… is liye… Trying to make u comfortable

She: Hmmm

He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}
Please gaao na darling…

She: Main kal gaaun?

He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi… nikal leta hoon…abhi mauka hai}
Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi

She: Hmmm

He: Good night

She: Good night

She: Sweet Dreams Take care…

He: Sweets dreams to u too…{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}

After a while She calls Him (sorry…that never happens, she gives only a missed call)
She: Hey so gaye the kya?

He: {Nahiii…current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha…}
Nahi jaan

She: kya kar rahe ho?

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai…}
Match dekh raha tha
She: Theek hai tum match dekho

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na… ya tu running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it’s ok… purana match hai

She: Did u feel bad I didn’t sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl… this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn’t sing}
Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first…. tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi…..
So, me waiting{maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya… dhatttt tereki }

She sings 1 stanza from the song

‘Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami…..’

He: Wow. Too good!

She: jhoot….mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon… pagal kar diya… chalo shukr hai self realization hai … }
Nahi darling you really sing well

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya…..kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}
Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota

She: Hmmmm…theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission … waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahanaayegi ab …}
Good night!

She: Take care

He: You too

She: Hey….

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi}kya hai sweety?

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi…
He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki}
sachchi… Of course.

She: sirf jhoot

He: {Iski toh… !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol}
Not at all. You sing very well

She: Hmmm…. tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!

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