Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA – People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

BASIC – Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN – It Still Does Nothing

APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

WWW – World Wide Wait

SCSI – System Can’t See It

DOS – Defunct Operating System

IBM – I Blame M’zoft

DEC – Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM – Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 – Obsolete Soon, Too

MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM – Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL – Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA – A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP – Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS – Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS – Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO – Garbage In Rubbish Out

M’zoft – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers